50 people you wish you knew in real life
50 personas que desearías conocer en la vida
1. Whoever managed to get this giant bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows (Cualquiera que consiga esta bolsa gigante de confeti)
...so you can be their new best friend.
2. Whoever threw this party (quienquiera que organizara esta party)
...so you can have them plan your birthday.
3. Whoever this dog walker is (quienquiera que sea este paseador de perros)
...so you can ask how he got so dang cool.
4. Whoever takes advantage of a heat wave like this (cualquiera que se aproveche así de la ola de calor)
...so you can carpool with them.
5. Whoever this little girl that doesn't trust monkeys is (quienquiera que se esta niña de la que desconfía el mono)
...so you can ask her who won the staring contest.
6. Whoever did these hairstyles (quienquiera que haya hecho estos cortes de pelo)
...so you can get some ideas for your next haircut.
7. Whoever just had their ice cream stolen by a bird (cualquiera al que un pájaro le haya mangado un helado)
...so you can tell them that, hey, at least they still have half.
8. Whoever's grocery cart looks like this (cualquiera con un carro de la compra como este)
...so you can invite yourself over for dinner.
9. Whoever this skateboarding professor is (quienquiera que sea este profesor de monopatín)
...so you can get a degree in BEING RADICAL!
10. Whoever these kids are (quienquiera que sean estos niños)
...so that when they're President, you can say you supported them from day one.
11. Whoever this kid getting eaten by a camel is
...so you can find out if he ever got his revenge.
12. Whoever baby Kim Jong-Il is (quienquiera que sea este Kim Jong-Il bebé)
...so you can give thanks for the NEW dear leader.
13. Whoever just hit this milestone (cualquiera que marque este hito)
...so you can congratulate him.
14. Whoever gave these out to trick-or-treaters (quienquiera que ofrezca estos dulces como truco o trato)
...so you can shake their hand on a prank well done.
15. Whoever is giving these out (cualquiera que ofrezca gratis encogerse de hombros)
...so you can, uh, nevermind.
16. Whoever loves Wendy's this much (cualquiera que adore Wendy)
...so you can get their opinion on Arby's.
17. Whoever has this great of a name (quienquiera que se llame como este)
...so you can meet his parents and find out why they named him that.
18. Whoever dressed up as Hall & Oates (quienquiera que se disfrace así)
...so you can get some ideas for a Simon & Garfunkel costume.
19. Whoever owns this sweater (quienquiera que se ponga este jersey)
...so you can "borrow" it.
20. Whoever can name a song this easily (quienquiera que pregunte por el nombre de una canción así)
...so you can find out what that damn song is.
21. Whoever these basset hounds belong to (a quienquiera que pertenezcan estos basset hounds)
...so you can thank them for their gift to society.
22. Whoever is holding this fat cat (cualquiera que sostenga un gato asi)
...so you can ask if it would be a good way to work out your biceps.
23. Whoever is bench pressing a goose (quienquiera que haga press banca con un ganso)
...so you can ask if that's a better way to work out than lifting a fat cat.
24. Whoever lives here (cualquiera que viva aquí)
...so you can ask them about their intense rivalry with neighboring town Hoagieville.
25. Whoever looks like Cartman (cualquiera que se parezca a Cartman)
...so you can head on down to South Park.
26. Whoever threw this birthday party for their dog (cualquiera que haga una fiesta de cumple para su perro)
...so you can find out what EXACTLY was in that cake.
27. Whoever gave this person food (quien de de comer a esta persona)
...so you can teach them how to eat.
28. Whoever owns this business (al dueño de este negocio - dia del derecho del donuts-)
...so you can find out if they're better than ight.
29. Whoever snuck this into a game (quien lleva este snack a un partido)
...and can do this
...so you can take them with you everywhere you go.
30. Whoever threw this tennis ball at this dog's crotch (quien tiró esta paleta de tenis a los huevos de este perro?
...so you can ask when he stopped laughing.
31. Whoever's wedding party this is (quien sea que tuvo esta boda)
...so you can ask what it's like to get married at the bottom of the sea.
32. Whoever knows this shortcut (quien conozca este atajo)
...so you can at least try to beat them in Super Smash Brothers...
or play them outside a Taco Bell.
33. Whoever pushed this pug down this slide (quien lanza a su perro así)
...so you can ask them when the pug knew this was a big mistake.
34. Whoever photobombed all these concert pictures (quien foto bombardeó este concierto)
...so you can ask them to dance.
35. Whoever this ripped person is (quien sea este pájaro)
...so you can find out their fitness secrets.
36. Whoever Lindsay is (quienquiera que sea Lindsay)
...so you can ask her if she actually bought this photo, or just took a picture of the screens after the ride.
37. Whoever had to film this (cualquiera que tenga que filmar esto)
...so you can ask them if they wish they worked for WB instead.
38. Whoever let their grandma take this picture (quienquiera que pide a su abuela hacer esta foto)
...so you can ask if she can do your headshots.
39. Whoever this luchador riding a motorcycle while riot police fire tear gas at him is (quienquiera que sea este luchador motero que esquiva una bola de la poli)
...so you can always feel safe.
40. Whoever is riding this scooter (quien sea que conduce este scooter)
...so you can ride in style.
41. Whoever's desktop this is (quienquiera que tenga un escritorio windows como este)
...so you can find out more about their Shaqintosh.
42. Whoever's parents these are (quienquiera que tenga unos padres como estos)
...so you can hear more embarrassing stories about them.
43. Whoever had to sit in that seat (quien se tenga que sentar en un asiento como este)
...so you can tell them that you've been there, man.
44. Whoever this very adventurous kid is (un aventurero como este)
...so you can go hiking with him.
45. Whoever put this on the news (quien ponga esto en las noticias)
...so you can thank them for covering the stories that ACTUALLY matter.
46. Whoever this poor guy is (cualquiera pobre con un nombre así)
...so you can tell them all about the name changing process.
47. Whoever this sports fan is (a cualquier fan de los deportes como este)
...so you can have them there the next time you play ping pong.
48. Whoever fell asleep like this in class (qiuien se soba como este)
...so you can learn how to get a good night's sleep anywhere.
49. Whoever planned this "Same Height Party" (quienquiera que organiza una "fiesta de la misma altura")
...so you can get your own pair of weird blue shoes.
50. And Nicolas Cage (por supuesto a Nicolás Caja)
Obviously.
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